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Queue 5UX

You are number four thousand and seventy-two.

People ahead of you

4,872

The queue is considering its options.

It is your turn.

There is nothing at the front of the queue. There never was. The door opens onto the same waiting room, with the same chair, and your number has already been given to somebody else.

You may wait again, if you like. The queue does not mind.

About Queue 5UX

A waiting room with nothing behind the door. Your place is kept on this device, the counter moves when it feels like it, and the queue is allowed to stall for no reason at all. At the front there is a polite nothing, which is more than most queues give you. The rest of the family is that way.

How it works

Pause stops the counter; it does not keep your place, because nothing here keeps anything except the number on this screen. Pausing a queue that does not exist is the most honest thing you can do with it.

Strictly pointless. No warranty of any kind.

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